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Posted May 10, 2026

Napoleon Dynamite Producer Needs Designer + Brilliant Branding Brain - Contract to Hire

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Howdy howdy howdy. I've produced 12 films including Napoleon Dynamite, written a bunch of quirky children's books, and taught at the USC School of Cinematic Arts. Now I'm a keynote speaker. And I need someone to make all of that make sense visually. My keynote is called Playing with Dynamite. I tell behind-the-scenes stories from Napoleon Dynamite, Back to the Future, and The Cat in the Hat while teaching the stages of film production — Action!, Cut!, That's a Wrap! — as an operating system for executives to focus creative teams under pressure, the way we do in making movies. The tone: High Stakes Thought Leadership + Indie Authenticity. Smart and cinematic, but homespun. Authoritative, but just weird enough to be interesting. The design should meet corporate audiences where they live — then surprise them and fill their hearts with nostalgia and fun. The blend will be: 40% powerhouse thought leadership+corporate, 30% cinematic, 30% nostalgic+weird. “Corporate” makes them feel safe and in the hands of a professional. “Cinematic” makes them feel like they are getting to see something new and special. “Nostalgic+Weird” is the thing they remember. Think: • Sundance poster meets Apple launch keynote • SpaceX schematic meets County Fair • Clean structure with moments of genuine personality • Current but not sterile • Kitschy enough to feel authentic The visual system will be applied to: • Keynote slides • Video highlight reel • Website • Promotional materials Starting Assets • Napoleon Dynamite video clips (the cow scene) • Napoleon Dynamite behind the scenes pictures (Tina the llama) • Hilariously nerdy school pictures from the 80s & 90s • Back to the Future behind the scenes photos • The Cat in the Hat imagery • Avengers movie posters • Imagery from my new children’s book about a steampunk mad-scientist adventure penguin. Deliverables: • Typography + color palette • 4–6 slide templates • Graphic treatments for the film production rituals: Picture's up! Rolling! Action! Cut! Going again! Moving on! Martini is up! That's a wrap! • Video title styles for the highlight reel The right person will love this project. We'll know each other immediately. Beyond this project, I’m looking for my future go-to designer. To apply — visuals, please: • 2–3 pieces showing range and personality that feel like a fit • Thoughts on how you'd approach "thought leadership power" meets "county fair charm" • Optional: reference images, or mood board collage. • And very importantly, what are your favorite movies? (No judgment - I love The Princess Bride) Bonus points if you’re fluent in PowerPoint and Keynote Hiring: 5 days Delivery: 1–2 weeks Budget: $750–$1,000 Let's build something that lets the corporate world feel the fun, surprising, fulfilling part of what we do. Apply tot his job Apply To this Job